Archive for May 18th, 2006

Well, There’s A Fly In That Ointment

May 18, 2006

So I head for the restroom–and sure enough, one of the pregnant women is in it. So I head for the other one–and another staff member, also shut out by the PW (pregnant women) has beaten me to it.

So I head back for the first restroom, and the current PW has left it. Then I hear my phone ring, so I rush back to my office–but the caller has hung up. So I head back across the hall–and the other PW has beaten me to it.

I can’t win.

I’m about to head out to the bushes in the parking lot… but with my luck, there will be a pregnant woman using those too.