(Note: Full names are withheld to protect the identities of the suspects.)
My niece Jennifer (the lizard mommy) moved to Hollywood last June, partly to go to school but also in hopes of pursuing a career in “the business.”
She needs a blog of her own to tell all her adventures, but since she doesn’t have one, I will have to (sigh) make the sacrifice and blog them here.
Last June, Jennifer’s mother (my sister) and I went down on a weekend to help her move. On our last day in town we went for a late lunch at one of the chi-chi sidewalk-dining restaurants on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood, the kind of place where limos pull up and get valet-parked. (Yes, they let people like us eat there too; my plastic is as good as anybody else’s.)
Two tables away from us, a man with hair that made Donald Trump’s look good was reading and marking a script. (I’m not kidding about the hair. He looked like somebody chopped off The Donald’s mop, put both it and this guy’s head in a blender, then glued the hair back on crooked.)
Then two guys sat down at the table right next to us, and proceeded to conduct an obvious business meeting. One guy was giving instructions to the other guy, who took copious notes. The next thing I know, the note-taking guy taps me on the shoulder. I look over. He points across the table to Jennifer, and says, “She should be a movie star.”
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