Archive for the ‘No No Never No More’ Category

For The Rest Of You…

July 22, 2005

Friends, relatives, here’s your chance to play the game.

Have you read anything on this blog that I hadn’t already told you in person, on the phone, or via e-mail? Or that you hadn’t witnessed firsthand?

Raise your hands if the answer is yes.

Hmm. That’s what I thought.

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Do You Know Who I Am?

July 22, 2005

No, I am not a celebrity trying to get preferential treatment in a restaurant. I am asking an honest question.

Personal friends and relatives, you are not eligible to answer this.

The rest of you… Do you know who I am? Do you have the slightest idea where I live and work, or how old I am? Let me see a show of hands.

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Hmm. I see.

Just curious.